Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 27, 2023

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser February 03, 2016

Mud Masher

A gay male.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.

by DaHolmes November 18, 2023

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.

by Goat-Lord January 13, 2019

Mud ass nigga

An individual who is downright the lowest of all other niggas. They are the direct equivalent of nothing and most of the time it shows. A person who comes from the dirt and is the dirt. They ain’t shit cuz they just a mud ass nigga…

“You just a mud ass nigga”
“Shut yo mud ass up”
“I ain’t no mud ass nigga”

by Heheh egg sidnsndbdusy November 28, 2023

strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014