I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?
I'm a(n) _____. (creative)
by AIDAS OALA October 03, 2019
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A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.
*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.
by yearof2024 March 23, 2024
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Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.
Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023
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I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.
by bekkth March 02, 2021
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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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I'm done

something you say when you say when you cannot taka a joke
"Hey! You're so dumb!"
- "Screw you! I'm done with you!"
"Bruh, it's just a joke,"
-"I'm so done with you!"
by நிறன் ரவி June 27, 2024
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