emo-tastic

A word combining EMO and FANTASTIC. A sarcastic way of explaining that one is depressed or upset.

Jack: "How are you today?"
Jane: (sarcastic tone) " I'm positively emo-tastic!"
Jack: "I'm sorry...what happened?"

by Court4282 January 29, 2008

emo slice

A haircut that emo kids have. It covers one eye and is usually plastered with gel.

person 1 - How is that kid driving? his hair is all in his eyes, he'll crash!

person 2 - No, it's just an emo slice, emo kids don't need depth perception.

by glassman January 22, 2008

emo-mcfratty

A fratastic bro who can't abandon his emo roots.

Frat boy 1: "Dude let's get a six pack of bud, squeeze into our skinny jeans, play halo and grow out our bangs."
Frat boy 2:(insert sarcastic tone here) Okaaay, emo-mcfratty.

by Sara Drews and Lauren Larsen December 2, 2007

crusty emo

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute

wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo

by canadian_wizard February 9, 2015

Happy Emo

A regular Emo that is ok to be around and they have to like colourful colours, sunshine, weed, sparkles, the outside, non emo music, people, and life in general.

Normal Emo: "urgh i hate life so much i don't want to be outside walking around willy nilly"

Happy Emo: "OMG i love life so much! I love being outside in the sunshine smoking weed willy nilly"

by HappyEmos September 16, 2016

Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.

Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

wiggling emos

the wiggling emos is an emo band. they were formed 9/23/2013 on twitter.

they cover songs and are coming out with their own music soon.

their first ep is coming out on October 31st, 2013.

"do u like the wiggling emos???"

"hell yeah man THEY ROCK"

"thanks they're my band"

by swag pussy September 30, 2013