Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 25, 2018

Roll-over Drunk

A state in which a person who was drunk the day prior is acting with an increased level of stupidity.

Payton was not making any sense. The stupid comments he was making must have been the Roll-over Drunk talking.

by Fab_ July 27, 2018

Nonverbal drunk

Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures

What’s wrong with Tim?

He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.

by Shake that ass for me October 27, 2023

Hormone Drunk

A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.

Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

Gold drunk

When one is so drunk they lose all concepts of reality thinking they are in fact a golden god.

What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk

by Golddrunk December 16, 2016

Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.

“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”

by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023

Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 06, 2022