Douche Canoe

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

by BringerofMail December 13, 2010

Beluga douch

a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"

Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!

by Jacksonville Bob November 30, 2006

Douche bag

A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.

Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag

by kelstubee December 14, 2010

Douchey douche

Being a douche face to the maximum!

Hey did you see that Dylan Barrows kid yesterday..man he's 100% douchey douche!

by SiE13 August 30, 2007

douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

douche buffalo

a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it

shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!

by Sweet-)Ki(- February 24, 2008