capital ish

capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.

girl 1:those chicks are capital ish.

boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like,
that would be the capital ish.

by emmmmmie August 16, 2008

captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009

Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".

1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.

by CharlesTheQuil April 3, 2009

Captain Fun

Being a boring miserable little shit, Ditching Ya m8s to ride the buses

Sean 'From the shire' Chartlon
Pale skinned, brown toothed mong!
Captain Fun himself

by Luke Anthony Lyons 1 December 21, 2008

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010