getting caked

A spin off of "getting iced" where you hide a shot-sized bottle of UV cake in your friend's pocket (or somewhere else) and the target is forced to drink the bottle on one knee when they find it.

Bro 1: "Yo, I was doing fine until I got caked by Gus last night. Then I threw up everywhere."

Bro 2: "Fuck icing people, nothing like getting caked!"

by Hoopa W December 19, 2011

Cheese Cake

Occurs in a men's locker room, the victim is bent over, tying their shoe or something when another male sticks his bare ass in his face and farts.

Damn yo, you got cheese caked before gym everyday this week.

by markus June 27, 2004

F-cake

Another term for a fucktard.

That guy is such an f-cake,

by the one letter guy March 08, 2005

meat cakes

floppy,hangy,discolored titties a.k.a Jeannie Abric

"Hey Gene,how do i look in this bathing suit top?" "Gene says,your meat cakes look a little floppy"

by you know how we do! March 17, 2005

Baking the Cake

After a girl shits and doesn't wipe and you then stick flour and eggs in her ass and you then have her clench her ass cheaks together.After that cum inside her ass and then eat out of it with a fork

Hey man what the fuck are you doing? Why I am simply baking the cake with old Sue here my favriote Korean prostitute.

by AceAssGrinder69 September 14, 2017

birthday cake

a toilet roll tube with as many joints stuck into it as you can afford/roll/fit into it. one hand placed over the end acts as a "clutch"

hey man, that was a sweet ass birthday cake we had last night

by tumbleweed_t.a. September 24, 2005

urinal cake

Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.

Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.

by Jennie G April 09, 2008