Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015

Beef Polo

Ass Hole

I walked in on my dad fingering his beef polo over pictures of me, it was sick.

by Meat Man 666 July 13, 2016

Beef

1. To start or pick a fight with someone.
2. Meat from a cow.

1. Want some beef?
2. I bought beef.

by boaz274 July 13, 2016

sweaty beef

A sweaty vagina usually after a girl exercises or rides a horse or bike on a hot day

A session of hot yoga caused Cindy to have sweaty beef.

by Tyman16 September 21, 2016

sweaty beef

A sweaty vagina usually after a girl exercises or rides a horse or bike on a hot day

A session of hot yoga caused Cindy to have sweaty beef.

by Tyman16 September 21, 2016