Douche Canoe

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

by BringerofMail December 13, 2010

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

Douche Bag

Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

Roxter-douche

slow moving, lazy sack who lives above you. likes using slang such as gnar and rad.

turn off your gnar G shit roxter-douche

by b-dub March 6, 2005

Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

by Gason August 8, 2006

douche buffalo

a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it

shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!

by Sweet-)Ki(- February 24, 2008

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008