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snazzy apples

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!
by paper the air January 16, 2015
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Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died
by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020
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Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
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Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
by The New Messenger June 5, 2011
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apple

That kid is so fucking apple bro, I mean look at his outfit.
by sjsbdjdism June 14, 2019
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an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night
by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024
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Rotten Apples

A nick name for the drug neurontins
Hey buddy you got any rotten apples for sell
by Llamagirlbooboo October 7, 2017
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