willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.

Any worker their is a typical willies douche.

by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022

willy

A non scientific name for a penis *a boys private*

I have a massive willy

by willyman69420 November 29, 2021

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

Dirty Willy

The act of nutting on your right pointer finger and insterting it in a persons asshole.

My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.

by Jack sing-off October 3, 2020

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Chicken Willie

An old term for someone that is too chicken to correct someone when they’re doing the wrong thing.

Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”

by Old Timer September 21, 2023