by SimpMaster_69 August 23, 2020
A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.
by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 02, 2021
A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive
by Silly Nilly Goose June 01, 2023
Girl 1: Look, his main life goal is to get 196/196 on Countries of the World Quiz. Must be a virgin smh...
Girl 2: Right lmfao
Girl 2: Right lmfao
by erectiledysfunxtion May 21, 2021
by OTFJayyyz July 02, 2021