turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"

tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it

by hmmhmm January 13, 2011

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021