Person 1: Hey dude I think it’s Tonga time
Person 2: Oh sweet lets do it together
Person 3: Hey guys what’s u—
Person 3 gets necked
Person 3 : WTF, YOU HOES ARE CUNTS
Person 2: Oh sweet lets do it together
Person 3: Hey guys what’s u—
Person 3 gets necked
Person 3 : WTF, YOU HOES ARE CUNTS
by LongSasuageRick March 7, 2018
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Get the whole time mug.An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.
Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
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2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009
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The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.
That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!
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