ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.

I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.

Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?

by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

ninja style

When you rape something or someone then kill it and then rape it again

I'll rape you in the woods, cut your head off and fuck the hole, if you ever try pullin shit with me

♫ RAPE, KILL, RAPE is all i do every day of my life, To your mother, I'm So hardcore, I'm so NINJA STYLE♫

by Kayla Marie The Dinosaur July 27, 2011

chinese ninja - noun

a mythical creature only found in ceratin areas of don kentfield's mind, although rare these cratures have the habit of waitng in public bathrooms espacially in latrines in order to kill its prey, also they enjoy playing halo in their super nintendo.

a chinese ninja cutted me in the bathroom at AITO.

by true ninja April 13, 2005

Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005

Space Ninjas

1.) The ultimate ending of all arguements, with absolute no exceptions.

Stuck in an arguement and the other person won't give up? well me and my buddies decided space ninjas is the best way to drop the conversation, if he picks it up again, you officially, by Urban Dictionary law get 3 free punches, anywhere, any time.

by Captin IceBreaker March 9, 2011

ninja boot

a term used when you tell another male your are going to have sex with a female

Yo Mike im about to get that ninja boot from dat mom in da bahamas AARRAH!(ninja sound)

by Mike Dodge December 9, 2008