John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018

John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

john rudolph

An amazing leader and not a followe

Mr.Rodolph is c is John Rudolph

by LOGAN 1995 October 5, 2017

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018