Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong March 30, 2016

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Willy

When your your dicks hard when your talking to a girl, then it starts itching while your talking to a girl, but you want her to send you tiddies
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.

"DAMN BITCH, my willy getting silly,toot that ass up I'll fuck you up at chillis"

by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his driver license as a trophy.

Back in my day I use to hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.

"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."

by Burnswood November 29, 2023

Willy suckers

😜😜😜

Willy sucker 1: willy suckers are great cus im one

Willy sucker 2: Nom nom nom, come here then babe😜🍺🍆

by ugly gurl😜 December 8, 2020