poop stick

Large bud of hydroponic marijuana about 12" or longer is a poop stick

Yo we just got done burnin this poop stick we high like a g6

by poopstick master January 10, 2011

poop checker

someone who inspects diapers for poop.

Dan volunteers as the poop checker at the senior's home on weekends! He loves checking poop!!!

by turd fergussen January 08, 2004

poop pancake

When you have a bunch of friends poop in a pan and you cook it over a fire

1: poop in a pan
2: flatten out the poop
3: place the pan over the fire untill cooked
4: i guess you can eat it

Martha Stuart: " And next up is DJ SkiZZ with his poop pancake!"

DJ SkiZZ: " Thank you ladies and gentlemen."

by xDJxSkiZZx August 09, 2009

poop vajeen

a poopy vagina.

commonly used after a girl has anal, and she gets a poop dick in her vajeen.

man, i gave that girl a good poop vajeen last night, she came poop for hours!

by Ferdinando Ramtitty April 10, 2007

Poop hotdog

the act of a man or women taking a shit onto a hot dog bun while their partner puts it in their vagina and or anus.

That bitch was hungry so i made her a nice tasty poop hotdog!!

by Reid Bishop November 03, 2006

poop kiss

The act of kissing with your asshole by placing your sphincter on someone or something and then flexing/clenching your but-hole causing a similar effect like if you were kissing with your lips. The variations are "wet" poop kiss leaves fecal matter on the targeted area. "Blowing" a poop kiss would be farting unfiltered (bare assed) within a inch of the intended target (extreme banzai crop dusting).

Travis was the first to pass out at the party so Dave decided to reward him with a poop kiss on the tip of his nose

by Pho' Q November 24, 2013

laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

by Laptop pooper February 12, 2010