A phrase created when I misheard someone say "jazz holes" when they actually said "genitals". It works either way, and saying "jazz holes" is a lot funnier.
Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.
genitals
Random backgroud information: The person was talking about the angels in the movie Dogma who have no genitals.
genitals
Person #1: "My boyfriend cheated on me again!"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"
Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"
Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"
Person #2: "You should kick him right in the jazz hole!"
Person #1: "Keep your jazz hole away from my jazz hole!"
Person #1: "My jazz holes hurt..."
Person #2: "You should get some ointment for that or something."
Person #3: "Wtf?"
by Icareda Zadriana NiVar September 1, 2008
Get the Jazz holesmug. Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
by imaginative wal August 5, 2007
Get the Hole Punchmug. Key holing is a part of certain people's sexual life. It means that during sex not only the penis, but the balls as well are in the vagina/anus.
Can be used as a verb too.
Can be used as a verb too.
1.Oh my god!! Last night I was key holing my girlfriend very hard!
2. Hey, look at that chic! I would keyhole her right now!
2. Hey, look at that chic! I would keyhole her right now!
by gtbanana August 1, 2009
Get the key holingmug. The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.
by wtai June 14, 2010
Get the knot holemug. trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
Get the hole in onemug. Guy #1- dude. I was fucking this girl doggy style and i look down and that bitch showed me her wookie hole(hairy brown eye hole).
I think it even spackled at me in the face.(picture a wookie yelling at you and spitting all over ur shit.)
guy #2- dude that is FUCKED UP!
I think it even spackled at me in the face.(picture a wookie yelling at you and spitting all over ur shit.)
guy #2- dude that is FUCKED UP!
by porch monkey 69 April 4, 2009
Get the wookie holemug. person 1: "Hey is that ethan lockhart??"
person 2: "Yeah WHAT A DOUCHE BAG I HATE HIM ASS HOLE"
person 1: "i know his ego is WAY too big"
person 2: "especially for how short he is"
Both: "AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH"
person 2: "Yeah WHAT A DOUCHE BAG I HATE HIM ASS HOLE"
person 1: "i know his ego is WAY too big"
person 2: "especially for how short he is"
Both: "AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH"
by anonymous189033 May 27, 2009
Get the ASS HOLEmug.