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Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
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texas sunset

The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes
Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset
by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016
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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio
by bubby3 January 6, 2016
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Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.
I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.
by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023
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Texas Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.
by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023
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Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.
Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style
by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023
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