Texas roadhead

The act of a male or female performing fellatio while driving on a male after consuming some spicy Tex-mex thus resulting in a burning sensation.

On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.

by Banger_BarelyKnowHer January 01, 2018

texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 April 03, 2016

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 10, 2023

Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.

“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”

by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019

Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 19, 2019

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 05, 2024