sideboner

when you get a boner from seeing someone's sideboob

Duuuude I totally just got a sideboner from seeing Emily's sideboob.

by sponge_boob February 20, 2017

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Side cat

A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided

So what's with you and Jessica?

Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.

by SideCat27 June 12, 2017

side horse

A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"

Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.

by nubslayer64 June 13, 2017

side soulmate

When you meet your soul mate and you cant be without them. But then you meet your second soul mate and keep them on the side.

I thought you were my soul mate? Nah girl your my side soulmate.

by Crespirl June 24, 2017

sideania

A Girl born with the heart and spirit of a survivor. Beautiful and secretly hated by both women and men. Loved dearly but rejected and made to be a burden. Cares deeply but is betrayed ridiculed and laughed at by family and friends. Abandoned and neglected but still tries to win the acceptance and love by those she cares for. Only valued for her use and offspring Sideania is never truly wanted or truly lives by anyone. Destined to be with men who take her children, make her spectacle of mockery and enjoy making her to be lower than a human being...sideania is not even in the same category as a dog being a mother. Even a dog knows how to take care of its pups. Sideania will always be traded in and forgotten. Sideania has a bad karmic energy that was replaced with her good karma stolen at birth. Sideania is alone. Searching for a place in a world where no one wants her except for what she can do or give or image she may feed. Sideania works hard but can never be anything other than the burden she born to be. Father forgot about her. Ashamed of her damaged and worthless persona. Mother blamed and verbally cursed her for ever coming out of her pussy. Jealousy and a need to overlook her still shadows her. Red headed and thin never being anyone's real choice or option. Sideania is alone and sad. Sideania loves her babies but they are taught to be embarrassed and ashamed of her. Sideania is broke and can never be loved.

Sideania is a mistake. Don't be a sideania.

by Sideania August 14, 2017

seidel prediction

A meta prediction about the progression of a story. At any point in a story, a seidel prediction can be created by making several predictions, how the story will progress, with the goal of one of them being close to the actual progression of the story. The goal of a seidel prediction is to be able to declare that one already knew how the story will go on, that it was predictable and basically boring.

A: See? I knew It! Exactly as i said it would end. The sotry was so predictable.
B: Dude, the 9 other endings you predicted did happen, what about that? That totally was a seidel prediction.

by Baumwollaugenjohannes September 11, 2017