purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER

look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

by The Wap Goblin May 05, 2016

purple monkey virus

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 23, 2022

purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

Purple Button

Can read minds

Purple Button - brendan is a fgt

by BrendanIsAFgt December 14, 2016

Purple Kiss

A purple kiss is when a male touches his nipple to a girl's butthole.

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend had so much fun last night

Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?

Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)

Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss

by IovecoIors on twitter May 18, 2021

Purple Kiss

a fucking underrated k-pop group that needs more attention

fandom name: plory

plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."

by https.minho.ca June 17, 2024

Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017