purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple Cart

The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.

I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.

by Boxman45 December 10, 2023

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

by eggyo December 4, 2022

Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.

Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.

by French3453 July 3, 2023