This is so sad Alexa play despacito

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

by Bakuclout July 6, 2018

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This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

A phrase used when something sad occurs.

"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."

by 80'sglam July 11, 2018

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Most Addictive Game Play Now

The one ad on the side of our screen that is really annoying.

That Most Addictive Game Play Now girl has a big ass

by Jackson with a big johnson May 7, 2021

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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

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Play gay and hit the hay

When a person of one gender has sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender making them a homosexual and then fall asleep immediately after the act.

Tom: "let's Play gay and hit the hay, it will be our little secret"
Bob: "I will Play gay but I'm gone after that"

by Kurses June 10, 2020

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Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

by WTH? TO October 1, 2009

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