Tree

an unloveable asshole and a fuckup

I hate Tree

by Shrub!!! October 11, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich

“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

Cunt-tree

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.

After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?

by Blantern January 12, 2021

Tree Sister

The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.

“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”

by poIaris December 31, 2022

Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011