A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
Get the john wolfmug. A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
Get the alvie johnmug. elton john
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019
Get the Elton johningmug. He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
by QuakBro June 15, 2023
Get the John Fortnitemug. Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny
If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
Get the potato johnmug. A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
Get the John Mabemug. A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020
Get the John O’Neillmug.