Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 28, 2024

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin

Bless my little chav muffin

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin

Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick

by hahaha me November 29, 2008

Muffin Snuffin

The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.

"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."

by Muffin_Snuffin July 10, 2019

little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.

Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.

by thatpinkchick April 17, 2016

Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.

Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.

by Near.Extinction. June 12, 2011