Master Game-Pigeoneer

The top-notch, professional, expert, MASTER, game pigeon players (Game-Pigeoneers

Ada: Play me in 8 Ball
Aidan: Ok... But I'm a Master Game-Pigeoneer
Ada: I'm Sure
*Plays Game*
Ada: *Bows down to the Master Game-Pigeoneer*

by Sanjobanjo123 November 18, 2018

master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.

Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

master guardian

rank in cs-go

what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian

by StargX January 1, 2019

Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019

Master zunni

Master Serial masturbator. Somebody with a beard of Zunni. Serial Zunni

Hey he is such a Master Zunni. Look at his beard and his right hand.

by Dontdoneut March 12, 2019

Master Cylinder

The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.

Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"

Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60

by ESSJAY July 14, 2019

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019