kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

Kevin Boehm

a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)

best father ever
we love our choir teacher

boehm 2024

man: whats with that guy?

man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!

by boehms favorites September 22, 2022

Kevin

Kevins are usually indian and play tennis. Although they claim to be good at tennis, they ultimatley are just one of the worst players at the school even though they are brown.

This kid Kevin thinks hes singles 1 for our game but hes actually not even on the varisty lineup

by randomnigg122567 April 5, 2023

Kevin

A single word for "I'm home alone"

Gal: Hey babe come over
Boy: Cant bab im busy
Gal: Kevin
Boy: Ohh you shouldve said earlier

by Rashka34 November 17, 2021

Kevin Cai

A very important figure of an insurance company. Everyone loves him.

Wow! Thats my idol Kevin Cai! He's so cool!

by sstarboard October 11, 2023

Kevin

A Kevin hates doing chores and is always moody A Kevin generally likes to watch Anime and loves to get angry at his little brothers

Oh Kevin is such a Essa

by Haziz99 July 30, 2022

Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."

by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022