The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

Swiss army pants

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

by CDeLucia March 8, 2009

tight tight pants

the greatest squamish thrash band that ever existed.they have great songs such as emo sucks,my fingers hurt,and wear tight pants.CROSSFIRE SUCKS

"hey did you go the tight tight pants show?"
"it was tight tight tight"

by every member of crossfire May 28, 2004

Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 8, 2006

get in my pants

When you go out with a guy on the first date and he Try’s to Get In My Pants

Just met a guy . He picked me up at my place and within one Minute he tried to get in my pants!

by Quin Jacobs May 3, 2018

Dance in her pants

a reference pertaining to a female who is particularly attractive; an exclamation of desire or intention regarding an especially hot and sexy woman; expressing a sexual goal toward and about any really good looking woman; pertaining to great passion and lust directed toward and about any irresistible, wanted woman

"Man, she is off the charts, do I ever want to dance in her pants !!"

by sydarris October 27, 2009

beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”

Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.

by FiestaNic October 1, 2019