Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.
Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀
by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023
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I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.
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Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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I'm Smart

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up
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I'm tits

Nomenclature that was popular in the Hollywood entertainment scene
Ca 1980s-1990s. Basically
The pinnacle of egotism and self aggrandizement. The latter day equivalent of I'm the shit. Think avec moi Le deluge after me.the flood
Agent to aspiring producer-ive got you up for 1st bill executive producer on clitbusters 3
Think you can handle it? Aspiring produce r; you kidding? I'm tits.man! I'm tits!
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The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.
Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?
by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022
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Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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