gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
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I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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They gon fuck ts outta you
sees a bad bitch in tiktok

“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or

“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”
by SLEAZE💤 April 19, 2023
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Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.
Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.
by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021
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Sometimes I'm Alone

It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.

Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!

RIP singing cat.
At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!
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I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley
Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!
by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024
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I'M ABOUT TO BLOW

WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).
MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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