A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
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Get the The Golden Archie mug.The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.
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“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”
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