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Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.
If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.
by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018
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Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.
Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020
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fucking groovy

fucking groovy (adj.)- used to describe something that is completely awesome, usually when talking about music.
Hey, man. Did you listen to that song I told you about?

Yeah, it was fucking groovy.
by keepingitreils April 13, 2011
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fuck travis

Travis is annoying and a duck and nobody likes him
by Bigbich1234 December 26, 2017
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Flash fucking

As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.
Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.
by Emmanuelle Undine November 26, 2010
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bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do
my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck
by littlejimmie May 29, 2019
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Fuck-shake

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.
Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?
by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017
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