French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Dip

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a stomach and then proceed to dip the tip of the penis into the belly button.

I want some French Dip tonight

by youresogoodlooking November 29, 2021

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015

International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do

Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day

by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022

king french

stupid fat monkey

guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey

by sjdifikrivif November 13, 2020

french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)

1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.

by charlolobffff December 31, 2020