emo bashing 

1.To speak the truth about emo with complete comprehension about emo's absolute worthlessness, unoriginality, and shallow nature. Ironically, emo bashing feeds into the emo self-pity spiral. While emo clones complain about being bashed upon, it fuels their all-important (false) sense of despair.

2. When an emo clone hits its head against the wall in the midst of a tantrum.

1. I am not emo bashing, I am just speaking the truth about stupidness of the emo trend.

2. Q: Why is that kid with the backward, crooked mullet hitting his head against the wall?
A: He is emo bashing himself because its part of his image.

emo bashing by Marcus Solomon December 6, 2007

emo sexual 

A type of sexual preference which SOME emo's have. It's almost bisexual except the motives are different, more to make them feel understood and not so alone, not just for pleasure. It is argued that all TRUE emos are emo sexual.

After the two emo guys finished discusing their problems they began to make out, what an emo sexual act!

emo sexual by Jackma April 17, 2006

emo boys

emo boys are guys the choose to not follow the ideas of the maintstream society. emo boys dress in tight pants and shirts. they also wear eyeliner and have shaggy hair that hangs in there face. although some people have the misconception that emo boys only makeout with each other, cry and cut their wrist this is very wrong!!! emo boys are guys who are in touch with their emotions!! because society has thaught us that guys should not cry and always be strong is why alot of people shun the emo lifestyle. emo boys are very special they are the sweetest type of guy you could ever meet! they express there self through art and music and speak very lyrical.

emo boys listen to silverstein, bright eyes, hellogoodbye, the used, my chemical romance, hawthorne heights, and sugarcult.

emo boys by lydia aka cupcake October 9, 2005

Emo Witch Hunt

An interesting series of events that occurs after someone accuses another person of being emo. It doesn't matter if the person was joking or was serious, it will lead to a seemingly endless chain of finger pointing. No one is safe, any action, piece of clothing, Cd, friendship, personality trait or incident in the past or present can be brought up. There are several known ways to end an Emo witch hunt.
1. Accuse someone who is not present.
2. Say very loudly " Emos are SO weird".
3. Take the hit and say admit what you've done *

The accusation process of an Emo witch hunt is similar to that of the Salem Witch trials. Lets just say the motto is " When under pressure, blame the person to your right.

*This method is very dangerous to your social standing. You could be known as the "Emo Kid" for a while. However if this doesn't bother you, feel free to use this method, if you are scared do not use it.

Jen: Amanda you are so emo.
Amanda: I'm not emo! You're the one who wears those chucks with Dashboard Confessional lyrics written on them.
Jen: *gasps* Well John cried at the end of Donnie Darko!
All: Ohhhhh!
John: Once at the library, Frank was checking out the Hawthorne Heights Cd.
*Everyone looks at Frank*
Frank: Oh yeah? Mandy hangs out with Emo Emily!
*Everyone turns to Mandy*
Mandy: Bob wrote wrote poetry for a week straight after Samantha dumped him!
Samantha: you did?!
Bob: ...
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Ending #1
Bob: At least none of us are like Randy! Look at his glasses!
*Everyone laughs*
John: Randy is so lame!
Samantha: Bob, I hope you know that our breaking up was for the best.
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Ending # 2
Bob: *loudly* Emos are SO weird.
*everyone shuts up*
Jen: That is so true.
Samantha: So you didnt write poems?
Bob: No! What kind of loser does that?
Samantha: Oh.
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Ending # 3
Bob:...Ok, so I did write poems. I guess that makes me "emo".
*Everyone teases Bob for a few moments*
Samantha- *turns to Bob* So...you wrote poems? Maybe you have changed, I would love to see them.
Bob- Is Friday night ok?
Samantha- It's a date.

* While this is going on, the kid who likes Rites of Spring laughs to himself and whispers "Gotta love the Emo Witch Hunts!"

Emo Witch Hunt by Music_Note_93 January 27, 2008

Emo swag

When an Emo hears a couple close by, either being a neighbour or just complete strangers, having sex and would play the guitar as support for the couple to have rhythmical intercourse.

*Tom and Molly having sex*

Emo: oh crap, people close by which i believe are my neighbours are having sex again. Stair way to Heaven, here I come! It's time to get my Emo swag on!

Disclaimer~ this situation is fictional and is not based on real people, if you know anyone with these names it is simply a coincidence.

Emo swag by Tomatosaregood December 29, 2011

emo haircut 

The trademark haircut of modern emo kids.

For males: Greasy, shaggy hair that hangs over the side of one's face, covering their desired eye in a side-bang type fashion. Almost always dyed black, sometimes with some streaks or tips (mostly red). Shines in the light, since it's extremely greasy due to them not washing it.

For females: Usually cut short, just above the shoulders. Almost always dyed black or dark brown. Tips and streaks are common. Many put their hair up in small pigtails, equipped with My Little Pony, Pokemon, Care Bear, or some other little kid's show hair ties. Side bangs also a common trait. Unlike the males, female emo kids usually wash their hair.

Emo Girl: I love boys with shaggy hair. Yum!
Emo Girl 2: Look at Bayley's sexy new emo haircut. I love how he doesn't wash his hair.

emo haircut by The Queen of Hearts August 3, 2005

emo bangs

On girls, emo bangs are when they're hair is shorter than the rest. They go across the forhead and cover half the face. They are always parted to one side.
On guys, emo bangs are when a lot of they're hair is pulled forward to cover the eyes. And the hair is usually always straight.

That boy has emo bangs because his eyes are covered and his hair is straightened.

That girl has emo bangs because half her face is covered and parted to the side.

emo bangs by eeeemo September 17, 2007