Zombie dick

A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.

I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.

Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.

by MillerMan0203 December 29, 2010

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008

Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

by Gekume September 20, 2018

Big dick

Something I don't have

Your right!

Having a big dick isn't possible

by Orangegobbler March 19, 2021

dick maneuver

An action that is performed that is either a terrible decision or a wrong decision. Usually made by a dick or asshole.

F: Kim didn't give us our damn award.
D: That's a dick maneuver.

by Batost August 7, 2008

Pepper Dick

A very bright red uncircumcised penis. Mainly people with the name Matt have this, but applies to all boys.

Pepper Dick can also be used as an insult meaning that person is a dumbass, slap dick, useless to life, and/or a complete waste of space.

Hey yo Casey your such a pepper dick, I cant believe you did that to Luis!

Matt, did your parents ever tell you that you had a Pepper Dick?

by Stoogies3 November 5, 2019