scotch college 

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.

girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*

scotch college by loverboy125 November 27, 2019

when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.

"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"

when you go to college... by B.L.G. February 21, 2007

Hunter College (CUNY) 

Continuation of New York City's failing public high schools. The people who say this school is equivalent to Columbia but fifty thousand dollars cheaper are just lying to themselves to feel better about going to a crappy school. CUNY schools had open admissions from 1969-1999 at all its senior colleges, so CUNY degrees for the most part are just trash.

CUNY Student: I goto Hunter College (CUNY), it's like Harvard and Columbia but very cheap, I only pay $3 to attend a year.
Person: You're not a genius, and CUNY schools are shit, stop comparing CUNY to Ivy Leagues

Hunter College (CUNY) by fengshuimaster August 3, 2017

purchase college 

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."

Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.

purchase college by purchase college student voice April 18, 2008

The College of New Jersey 

Here at this school, you can't even say there is a fine line between the overachievers who are getting an "excellent" education.. and the all- star athlete from one of the neighboring counties. Atheltes stick together and sororities/ & fraternites sitck together. There is never any mixing. The athletes dont like greek life because there smart enough to pass classes w/o being a phys ed major and greek life hate athletes because they have NCAA championships to put on their resumes not just GPAs.

" omg i love my BIg big, and lilil and all the friends i pay for"-- typical sorority chick at the college of new jersey

The College of New Jersey by Kittenheel April 19, 2006

Christs College 

Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

Christs College by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008

Bentley College 

Where rejects from Boston College go, claiming that they would "rather be specialized for business," when really they lack the intelligence to get a well-rounded education.

Two guys went to Bentley College because they were waitlisted at BC, and now give their friend shit for going to BC because it "isn't even in Boston."

Bentley College by Missed Dunk December 9, 2009