beef pizza

When you go down on a girl and she's on her period and then she shits but you don't stop

Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.

by Wesley Sanchez July 28, 2016

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

beef

something that's difficult to deal with

what's your beef with me?

by AMP February 23, 2001

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

beef snooper

Those who look for problems and to start trouble unnecessarily.

Our neighbors are such beef snoopers- they just need to mind their own business.

by Rowan021963 March 10, 2019

Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.

Hey man, take a whiff of that anus beef!

by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 29, 2020