human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 25, 2023

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 06, 2019

beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 22, 2008

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov February 04, 2016

roast beef cutter

Euphemism for scissoring.

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."

by winniewins November 15, 2023

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 04, 2022

Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.

Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off

by Step Dorren June 12, 2020