England vs America 

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).

England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)

England vs America by Nitrokausion May 8, 2008

american Dragonball Z

The reason why I stopped watching anything on Cartoon Network is because they repeat the show nine fucking times a day.

The American Dragonball Z was so badly translated and hacked-up that it spits on what a real anime is supposed to be.

american Dragonball Z by Vegeta April 8, 2003

African American in the Lumberyard

Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."

Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.

African American in the Lumberyard by HfromGA April 16, 2008

american football 

An american version of rugby.

Should be renamed as "soft rugby".

The biggest difference to it's original version is that forward passing is allowed and the players wear a ton of pads on them.

A game of american football usually consists of two teams of overweight guys bumping against each other for about five seconds and then standing around and puffing for the next five minutes. This goes on and on untill the game ends.

American football is very popular in the US, but the rest of the world couldn't care less about it.

- Well, you're not very good at sports Johnny. But hey, don't worry about it, you can always start playing american football.

american football by horroroso December 23, 2003

America 

The country where I live.

The country that is used as a punching bag by many people from other countries because our president is a fucking dumbass.

America has been pretty much bashed since World War Two for not helping...a bullshit claim, considering that if America had not defeated Japan, guess where the Japanese forces would be headed next? Europe.

Example 1 : Hm, I am from (insert country other then USA here) and I am extremely mad because (insert something thats frustrates you here), so I think I will go on urban dictionary and bash the United States for no reason, even though the United States are very strong allies with over half the world, including Japan, Germany, Russia and even Vietnam even though we fought these countries.

Example 2 : I am English and I think I am better then Americans just because I am English...no reason, just because I am English. I still hate Americans even though our countries are very strong allies and economical partners.

( No offense to the English. Just I know a few people who actually act like this on the Internet... )

America by Zantox Glick-Glock-Rompknoxx The 892th May 31, 2007

American Football 

A very intense game played primarily by people in the United States. Played much like rugby except there is stopping the play after a tackle and forward passes are legal which adds an interesting aspect to the game. Many consider it to be a pussy sport because of all the pads. I've played the sport and believe me, the pads suck and get in the way. But if they didn't exist then we would probably have football related deaths in the hundreds and no one would play. Europeans are quick to point out that rugby players don't wear pads. This is because rugby is a more fluid game and the hits aren't nearly as hard. In American football, once the ball is snapped, everyone explodes from their position and goes full speed full strength for about 15 seconds or so. When the bodies clash there is a huge force of impact because everyone is going so hard. Then they wait another 20 seconds or so, catch their breath, and go out and do that again. The stress on the body would be too much without the pads. Also, in football everyone is hitting someone on every play. Where as in rugby everyone is spread out more. And it's more about staying in position and running. Both are entertaining to watch, but I like football better just because there is much more hard hitting and crazy action with the forward pass.

There is a fine line between toughness/manliness and utter stupidity. If american football players wore pads, then everyone would sustain life long injuries or die on the field. Rugby players wear no pads and think they're hot shit for it. I hope it's worth getting teeth knocked out and using a motor chair for your whole retirement.

Theodore Roosevelt (president of U.S. 1901-1909) wanted to BAN american football because it was considered too dangerous and too many deaths resulted from it.

If you watch this game, you will find there is a lot of adrenaline and excitement packed into every play.

American Football by Charny3 June 24, 2010

american football 

A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".

Americans are pansies.

american football by psycho bitch March 7, 2004