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anal goblet 

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.
At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.
anal goblet by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015
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anal scrumping 

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.
Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
anal scrumping by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.
Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.
anal lemming by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015

anal palpitations 

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
anal palpitations by hueleamacho November 8, 2015

Anal hooker 

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.
"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"
Anal hooker by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016

anal shoelace 

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot
Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.
anal shoelace by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016