Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

dead air pressure

Level of dead air.

(Dead air)
Someone: "Oh God the dead air pressure is high!"

by ivancuber April 22, 2017

Air Dragon

when you try to shoot your cum into a girls nose but you shoot air instead

Jack gave an air dragon to a maddie

by SmallSausageEater December 04, 2023

Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 04, 2019

Air Cooled Pussy

Air Cooled Pussy
The gap you can see through a girls thighs / crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together
This is usually accompanied by a tight ass and a athletic build.

Damn, that chick has an Air Cooled Pussy

by sgtinf February 09, 2021

Air-DJ

The gen-z version of the air-guitarist. Amed with their pre-recorded DJ set, usually seen with their fingers flying off every random unused knob of the mixer like their fingers are getting burnt on the knobs.

Air guitar is so yesterday, it's all about the air-DJ now

by Lektroid March 20, 2024