Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

pelican walk

When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt

Pelican walk-in all da way there ..

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

bean walk

Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.

I was so fucked up last night. Pretty sure I was mr bean walk-in...

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

Walk of shame

When a person at a party, normally names Julie, makes a mistake and refuses to allow help. Specifically with car parking

Oh look, Julie is doing the walk of shame because she can’t figure out parking logistics.

by Life at work December 14, 2019

happy walk

The "walk" one makes to get a towel/drink/... after sexual intercourse, feeling nothing but pure satisfaction.

"You really don't have all those thing prepared nearby?"

"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"

by Jack0132 December 23, 2019

Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.

*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.

by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019