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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021
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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”
by ShellyD June 30, 2023
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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
That car is a five footer.
by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023
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Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.
You have a five head
by Dodo November 28, 2016
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Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.
Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*
by Doors. November 28, 2022
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Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
by Aliminatory October 26, 2022
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