Andrew and emily

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight

Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily

by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022

Emilied

When you wait until your ready to date this wonderful girl and when you ask her out she runs away and tells everyone she knows about how much you loved her

Guy 1: Dude theres this really amazing girl and im thinking of asking her out
Guy 2: be careful you might get Emilied

by Nashikura Matokato July 9, 2021

emily rose

an album by emily montes that outsold all of ur favs. all.

whats emily rose? an album that successfully charted at number one for over 69 weeks...

by pradathevodoopuss August 29, 2021

emily

the sun only shines after darkness

emily is

by jeoshs July 29, 2021

EMILY

IT IS THE YOUNGER VERSION OF OUR MOST BELOVED "KAREN"

EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG! I COME TO GET COFFEE HERE EVERY DAY! I NEED A NEW ONE, MY MONEY BACK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE TWEETING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!

EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.

*SHE LEAVE*

EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.

by JMART.ZZ November 20, 2020

Emily

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is the kindest, sweetest most loving person in the entire universe. She can make anyone’s day the best day of their life and for any special person that Emily choses, you call call ur self the luckiest person in the world. treat her as a princess as she deserves it.

Emily is the most beautiful girl in the world

by ILoveEmily#1 January 13, 2023

emily

The most basic white girl name. Always a pick me. sincerely, an emily.

“omg emily ur so quirky 🤪”

by emilya329 January 31, 2023