Mike ulkiner

Once Mike ulkiner ya done

Dang Mike ulkiner

by Person myeh May 1, 2022

Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom

Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

doorside mike

A fucking fag

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.

by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016

Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.

"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"

by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021

Mike

Great Dick, A lover boy and their the best hoopers

Mike the best

by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023

Mike

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.

Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.

by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018