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Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.
Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.
Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*
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