When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
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by BK137 February 01, 2022
When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).
The Bryn Fucking W is my best friend.
by jordisdrummodumbo February 05, 2021
the hottest man alive. he is known for being stiles stilinski in mtv’s teen wolf. also for playing thomas in the maze runner series. and for his amazing performance in american assassin as mitch rapp, and now for being joel dawson in love and monsters.
by sterek stan May 13, 2021
verb
the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up
the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up
by mikaliksa July 24, 2014