Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.

E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!

by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017

Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

Dutty wank

To wank into a sock

Think I’ll have a dutty wank don’t want to make a mess

by Johnalohn April 22, 2022

tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.

I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.

by the david robson July 2, 2011

wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 19, 2006

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady December 16, 2015